i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She announced her abortion via fbk
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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