i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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