This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
