Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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