erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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