I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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