so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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