i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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