oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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