I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
