I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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