return my video game
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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