Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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