just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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