What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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