I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i permit you to call me
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Sext me about skeletons
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize