Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize