And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
20 People Who Caught Their Significant Others Cheating and Hand Over Some Major Karma
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
33 Memes You’ll Find Uncomfortably Relatable If You’ve Ever Been Through A Messy Breakup
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.