marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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