i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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