we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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