I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
