Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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