They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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