yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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