McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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