I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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