Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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