he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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