i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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