But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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