if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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