on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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