The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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