Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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