I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
a search helicopter?!
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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