He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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