Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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