Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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