Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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