so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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