Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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