Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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