Whod you bang
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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