I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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