Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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