i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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