Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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