WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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