I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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