If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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