"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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