kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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