So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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