I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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