all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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