Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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