okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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