That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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